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i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

(Source: theamericangurl, via new-me-under-construction)

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  • Friend: I'm calling dibs
  • Me: it's okay I only go for ass holes with cold dead eyes
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supersherlokid-intheshire:

Don’t talk to me, I’m on my periodic table of elements

(Source: sassy-hiddleston)

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pastel-cassandra:

me at home: ugh i just want to go out

me out: ugh i just want to go home

(via vornits)

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(Source: michellem98)

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obsesseddimples:

Me trying to flirt. 

Never really gets anywhere. 

obsesseddimples:

Me trying to flirt. 

Never really gets anywhere. 

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rnaizez:

when u know someone is lying and u can prove it

rnaizez:

when u know someone is lying and u can prove it